At one point my dream job was to be a writer on Robot Chicken. Perhaps these videos should have been part of my job application.

This one was inspired by a giant can of Monster Energy that my bro coworker left on my desk. It’s called BUZZ KILL and the tagline is "16 fluid ounces of pure awful." I think it would test well. Co-starring an army guy and a banana keychain.

This one is called THE DERANGED ASPARAGUS CARJACKER and it’s about a deranged asparagus carjacker.

BAD CHOP SUEY is a horror film about evil noodles. Spoiler alert: Godzilla murders them with a sports car.

Yaaaaaay.